Weather report… – View on Path.
@ChrisMcomedy: Imagine being the other guy who annoyed the Godfather so much you ended up with a headless horse’s body in your bed.
The main problems with having a baby shower at your house are the number of babies you need, and then catching them all as they fall.
@Pundamentalism: Just seen an advert to “get a 6 pack in 60 days”. Seems like a remarkably slow way to buy beer.
@Pundamentalism: A fun game is to run into a pet shop with an umbrella, looking panicked, and asking for two of everything they have.