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Sippin cocktails at #39prime in #reigate

Sippin cocktails at #39prime in #reigate

@Pundamentalism: I’ve been relegated from the Premier Inn to the Championship Inn.

@TomFoxTom: The most famous Country and Western singer in Tibet is Dalai Parton.

Brussel Centraal station #bruxelles #bigframe

Brussel Centraal station #bruxelles #bigframe

@rhysjamesy: I want to do the marathon wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase, pushing past everyone while yelling: “I’M LATE! I’M LATE!!”

@theretronaut: 1983: Before the smart-phone (http://t.co/oXqm1lS4tc) http://t.co/TkPnlCcxhN

@cluedont: TV idea: ‘Britton’s Got Talons’ - contestants take part in a range of physical tasks using only their fingernails. Hosted by Fern Britton.

This morning on the #Thames #London

This morning on the #Thames #London

@cluedont: I forgot to take all my belongings with me when I left the train and now I’ve got to go home to a completely empty house. :(

@MooseAllain: I’m going to try and break into politics by forming the Surprise Party. But don’t tell anyone.